Numbers Game

So I told you yesterday that my cunt was famous and then I went back to wondering what the largest thing I could slide into it was. Then curiosity got the better of me in other and I decided to test my maths skills by seeing how many views in total the Xhamster videos had had.

I’m extremely good at estimating the size of things when I’m putting them in my cunt and I can eyeball the size and girth of any kind of cock with ease, but I am terrible with numbers to the point where my Master really has to bite his lip from saying something about how embarrassing it is.

If I could actually drive I’d be a stereotype of a woman driver who can’t gauge spatial awareness to park her car and mortified by it. Those ‘guess who many’ games were my nemesis at school fetes and waiters love me because I can only work tips out by rounding up massively.

So my guess was that my twenty one videos had had about 35,000 views in total and felt smug about being able to say that thousands of people had seen my cunt without any hyperbole. Then I used an actual calculator and discovered that my videos had just over 111,000 views in total.

I think you know you are a gold star slut when you can measure the number of people who’ve watched you masturbate in the hundreds of thousands and immediately wonder what would get you to a quarter of a million views…

Numbers Game

Weekend Treat

To celebrate a fantastic first week on Clips 4 Sale, I’ve just posted a video of Candi with a can of Coke in her cunt. I know most people tend to be more about the alcoholic drinks on a Friday night, but I suspect you’ll quite enjoy this sweet treat instead.

I’m also prepping for another shoot tomorrow and I seem to be living up to Candi’s name by hoping to get a sugar rush as well as an orgasm or two with a 500ml can of energy drink in my cunt for the first time. Sadly I couldn’t find a can of Pussy anywhere.

Maybe if I write to them and tell them what I plan to do with it, they’ll sponsor me though…?

Weekend Treat

Weekend Fun

leopard knickers

What could be wrong with a weekend when you spent several hours performing on camera with a selection of fruit and veg in your cunt, got to follow your Master’s latest order at the same time and got a big box of new sex toys from Lovehoney?

Nothing at all in my book frankly. Even my sore muscles today are an amusing reminder to myself when I’m walking round my local shop wincing slightly that I got fucked hard enough yesterday to really feel it.

And in case you wondered, my Master’s latest order was to remind me what a slut I am by wearing my panties inside my cunt when I wasn’t fucking myself on camera. I get to pull them out when I need to and then they will available as reward when someone suggests what I should be performing next…

Weekend Fun

Mango-ing

Mango in gaping cunt

 

I’m prepping for my first full shoot tomorrow for my new Clips 4 Sale store and that meant picking my fruit and veg very carefully in the market earlier.

Mangoes are especially difficult to get just right. Too ripe and it’s a problem. Not the right shape and I can’t play with my pussy muscles to make myself come properly as I push it out of me.

I definitely found the perfect ones though. Each over 400 grams and perfectly smooth for slipping into my soaking wet cunt. Saturday will be a lot of fun!

I’m going to be filming regularly and will let you know when the store is open for business, but as I plan to turn Candi into a complete slut, I’m open, literally, to requests from you so that I can get to work on my shopping list of changes for my Master.

I’m working toward the cost of a tattoo, another piercing, laser hair removal to be completely smooth and ready to fuck at all times and a boob job to make my tits even fuller and heavier.

I’ll be showing my gratitude in all kinds of ways. As personal as you’d like…

Mango-ing

Full and Fizzing

http://xhamster.com/xembed.php?video=5812093

Now that I’ve taken that can of Coke, I never want to play with anything else. This was the first video I filmed for the blog in front of another person.

Not only does someone else manning the camera mean I have both hands free for more filth, it gives me a taster of what it’s like to perform for people.

Turns out I like it enough that I’ve just opened a store on Clips4Sale to start putting my videos up there regularly…

Full and Fizzing

Getting Ready

Today is a day of anticipation. Tomorrow Candi’s doing her first shoot with long video clips and photos planned.

So today involves deciding both what to wear and what to fuck myself with on camera. I’m looking forward to showing my Master the latex catsuit and the pighole in full rubber sex toy glory.

But what else to try? I think now that I’ve mastered the Coke can again, it’ll have to make an appearance (or hide away depending on your viewpoint). And it would be a shame not to use the butternut squash. Or the fist toy. Or the big dildo. Or? Or? Or…?

 

 

Getting Ready