Numbers Game

So I told you yesterday that my cunt was famous and then I went back to wondering what the largest thing I could slide into it was. Then curiosity got the better of me in other and I decided to test my maths skills by seeing how many views in total the Xhamster videos had had.

I’m extremely good at estimating the size of things when I’m putting them in my cunt and I can eyeball the size and girth of any kind of cock with ease, but I am terrible with numbers to the point where my Master really has to bite his lip from saying something about how embarrassing it is.

If I could actually drive I’d be a stereotype of a woman driver who can’t gauge spatial awareness to park her car and mortified by it. Those ‘guess who many’ games were my nemesis at school fetes and waiters love me because I can only work tips out by rounding up massively.

So my guess was that my twenty one videos had had about 35,000 views in total and felt smug about being able to say that thousands of people had seen my cunt without any hyperbole. Then I used an actual calculator and discovered that my videos had just over 111,000 views in total.

I think you know you are a gold star slut when you can measure the number of people who’ve watched you masturbate in the hundreds of thousands and immediately wonder what would get you to a quarter of a million views…

Numbers Game

Slide Right In

I enjoyed taking videos of me playing with the Doxy the other day for my Master and it amused me when he told me to send it to Princess while she was at work. There’s something incredibly hot about sending utter filth to people when you know they shouldn’t really be looking at it on work time or when they are having dinner with granny.

But getting such a good response to the clip from my Master and Princess who both felt the urge to take a quick break from work at that point made me keen to share it here too. WordPress is awful for embedding video so I went back to my XHamster account to post it.

I’d sort of forgotten about it while I’d been paying attention to my Clips 4 Sale account and I was amazed to see the number of views the videos on XHamster had racked up. Just over 11,000 views on the Coke can clip alone. My cunt is famous it seems.

I enjoyed seeing the comments complimenting my Master on his training and seeing some of the suggestions of things I can try stretching my cunt with next. I’m not sure I’ll take some of them up on the bedpost or the dog toys, but it did make me keen to keep experimenting and adding the occasional clip to thank you all for reading and looking.

Watch this space…

 

 

 

Slide Right In

Absolutely Ruin Me

My Master is being very generous with the Doxy at the moment and he had me playing with it again on the sofa the other day. I enjoyed lying back in all that space, knowing their housemates could walk in at any time and reading this excellent fisting story while pressing the Doxy against my cunt.

When it came to slipping the head of the Doxy inside me I videoed* it to send to him and was impressed to see that it only took 18 seconds for the whole thing to slide into my gaping cunt. That recent stretching is definitely paying off.

The whole head of the Doxy in my gaping cunt

I enjoyed fucking myself back and forward with it on the lowest speed to warm me up before really starting to take the power up through my soaking wet cunt. It didn’t take long to get to this stage of wanting the toy inside but also wanting to be able to come.

Doxy wand stretching my wet cunt wide open

 

And in order to be able to come I needed the Doxy pulled out to the widest point to stretch me as much as possible. All while at full power and fucking it side to side in my slippery wet cunt to completely ruin it as I came so hard I ejaculated at the same time.

Stretched open til I gape with the wand inside my pussy

No wonder my Master was pleased with me. This is making me greedy for even more stretching….

 

 

*And if you are greedy for more videos, remember I have a selection at Clips4Sale you can enjoy anytime

Absolutely Ruin Me

Size Me Up

My Master has a friend of a friend who is always referred to as the guy whose cock is the size of two cans of Coke and it always makes wonder if a) it’s true, b) how they all know and c) just how big that really is in real life.

Because the thing is that my Master’s patient stretching of me over the last few years has completely distorted my reality of sizes and dimensions. Uberkinky sent me a mail out about National Orgasm Day and a link to their page of huge dildos this week and I obviously scrolled through and very few of them seemed that big to me.

In fact a few seemed, if you’ll pardon the pun, to be stretching the definition of a huge dildo somewhat (especially if you are putting them in your cunt not your ass.) Which is how I came to be testing the theory of just how big two cans of Coke is on a Friday night.

two cans

Turns out it’s exactly the same size as the John Holmes toy which is my standard dildo these days. I shouldn’t have doubted my Master’s mathematical abilities when he told me that recently.

Hopefully I can make my disobedience up to him by getting his permission to play with the cans of the very appropriately named Ting again…?

Size Me Up

Opening Up

My Master has been working late a lot recently which is usually a line for married men to be having sex behind their wives’ backs. In this case he’s actually working late and encouraging me to have sex with his wife instead. And since our relationship is so modern in so many ways, it’d be a shame to miss such a chance to make it even more so.

Princess was the one coming to life in warm weather last night and getting incredibly horny in that way you know someone’s mind is only on orgasms and enjoyment and all the other background noise in their brain has gone quiet for a while to allow you to just fuck.

I started off licking her cunt. While I was making dinner she’d sneaked off into the shower and shaved herself completely smooth and her cunt literally looked good enough to eat. In fact it was a shame to only give her one orgasm that way so I kept my mouth on her clit after she came and kept going.

She seemed a little hesitant to begin with and then she started to do all the work for me, grinding her cunt down onto my tongue and fucking my face while I simply held still and her second orgasm was more like an explosion than anything else. Ironically she was more breathless at the end of it than I was.

I wanted to feel her cunt on me so I told her to lie on top of me and rub her cunt against mine. She looked incredible fucking me from above, tits shaking, both of us getting wetter and wetter from the feel of each other until I came just from the feeling her smooth shaved cunt against my piercing.

Then she asked me for something we hadn’t done in a while, to stretch her out with my hand and fist and fill her up. This was basically the way Princess and I started fucking each other and I have extremely happy memories of last summer with my fist her cunt nearly constantly.

Annoyingly few months ago, we went a little overboard and Princess got a small tear that took a few weeks to heal and had the effect of making us a little bit cautious about stretching while getting distracted into all kinds of other filthy fun in the meantime. But last night Princess asked me to stretch her out and put as many fingers as possible into her and I realised how much I’d missed it.

Her cunt was wetter than I’ve ever felt and three fingers almost felt like a joke. I added a fourth and brushed my thumb across her swollen clit until she asked for more as she squirmed under me. Her cunt took my duck bill shaped fingers with no difficulty as she fucked against me and pushed my hand deeper and deeper with her own hand.

I could feel my hand slip and slide that little bit deeper inside each time she thrust her cunt against me and I enjoyed making her go slower and less greedily than she really wanted so I could play with each area of her cunt I hadn’t felt in a while feeling each different wriggle, gasp and intake of breath from her as I did.

She seemed like she would take my whole fist without any lube when the widest point of my hand hesitated slightly and mindful that I was stretching her to orgasm rather than making a point, I turned my attention to cupping my fingers round inside her while she put the wand on her clit.

If her earlier orgasm was an explosion this was an earthquake. Her cunt clenched so hard round my hand I had to unfurl each finger gradually one at a time to get it to let go again. I’m not sure either of us wanted the feeling to end so I suspect that will only be the start of a summer of stretching…

Opening Up

Turn Up The Heat

As I mentioned the other day, hot weather brings out my horniness which amused my Master when I texted him to tell him that last night and ask if had any orders I could follow. And he excelled himself so perhaps heat works wonders on him too.

He had visions in mind of seeing how big a toy I could take while still wanting more so he started me off on the John Holmes toy which slipped straight into my cunt with ease and almost looked small in the photo I sent him.

I was to keep sliding the toy in and out fucking myself slowly and steadily for as long as possible and see how deeply I could take the toy before I came. I was concentrating on filling myself up with that huge dildo and my Master kept texting me asking how I was getting on with a toy that small. Wasn’t it making me want more?

It was making me hornier and hornier playing with it while he expertly played with my kink of always trying for more for him. By the time he allowed me to come I’d taken the toy deeper than I’d ever managed before and impressed him with how easily it had happened.

John Holmes cock deep in my cunt

My Master is a man very comfortable with giving orders so you’d think I’d have learned that when he appears to give me a choice, he has ulterior motives in mind. But every single time I’m horny and he gives me even the merest chance to choose or be a tiny bit bratty I can’t hold myself back and never seem to learn from before. My logic is that in such cases, greed is good.

So when he asked me if I wanted more, I hesitated between the yes my cunt always gives in that situation and the no that common sense should say. But I hate saying no to my Master. I never regret saying yes and I know how much he enjoys my habit of being stupidly but enthusiastically impulsive with him.

He knows me well enough to know I’d obviously say yes to more and had his orders ready instantly. I needed my Doxy and a bottle of lube alongside the John Holmes and I was going to give myself more than just the toy with my own fingers. I was to slide the toy out, slip my finger inside my cunt and then slide the toy back in and with the added stretch of my finger make myself come with the Doxy. And since I have five fingers, I had five orders to follow…

It took me a few minutes to get the hang of the best way to organise my hands and the toys but that was just practicalities. I had no trouble actually getting my cunt to take the toy and a finger, sliding it down the side of the toy and stretching myself open while the bigger head of the Doxy vibrated against my piercing and the shaft of the John Holmes toy at the same time. I had no trouble coming like that.

one finger in my cunt with the John Holmes toy

But before my legs could stop shaking, my Master had me repeating the whole experience with two fingers. My cunt opened just that tiny bit wider open that two fingers went right in up to the second knuckles alongside the girth of the John Holmes toy. My cunt felt absolutely gaping as I used the Doxy again and had to hold myself back from letting my curled up third finger just slip in there as well as it was crying out to do.

two fingers in my cunt with a huge toy

As I thanked my Master for the third orgasm of the night, he asked me if I knew what was coming next. I repeated my orders back to him that I was to slip the toy out, add three fingers and slip the toy back in opening myself just that little bit more again. I had my fingers dripping in lube, pressed against my cunt ready to go and he surprised me by saying no to me.

He told me to stop for the night as he was enjoying the idea of me wanting more and more and the thought of leaving me yearning for a whole fist in my cunt alongside the huge cock was his pleasure for the evening that left him horny and with a moderately evil smile on his face.

It left me frustrated with my cunt feeling completely empty and wanting to be filled up and stretched further with just one more orgasm at least. But my Master knows how to keep me on my toes and if I always yes, then he can have a lot of fun teasing me by saying no in return….

Turn Up The Heat

Functioning

I think I might be back to normal again. That’s two mornings in a row I’ve woken up dreaming about my Master using the riding crop on me and my cunt has been wet and ready to be fucked.

This new found level of horniness must be why I’m taking advantage of a warm day in London to wash and dry all my latex and take all my sex toys out of storage so I can start working on my stretching again…

Functioning