Numbers Game

So I told you yesterday that my cunt was famous and then I went back to wondering what the largest thing I could slide into it was. Then curiosity got the better of me in other and I decided to test my maths skills by seeing how many views in total the Xhamster videos had had.

I’m extremely good at estimating the size of things when I’m putting them in my cunt and I can eyeball the size and girth of any kind of cock with ease, but I am terrible with numbers to the point where my Master really has to bite his lip from saying something about how embarrassing it is.

If I could actually drive I’d be a stereotype of a woman driver who can’t gauge spatial awareness to park her car and mortified by it. Those ‘guess who many’ games were my nemesis at school fetes and waiters love me because I can only work tips out by rounding up massively.

So my guess was that my twenty one videos had had about 35,000 views in total and felt smug about being able to say that thousands of people had seen my cunt without any hyperbole. Then I used an actual calculator and discovered that my videos had just over 111,000 views in total.

I think you know you are a gold star slut when you can measure the number of people who’ve watched you masturbate in the hundreds of thousands and immediately wonder what would get you to a quarter of a million views…

Numbers Game

Slide Right In

I enjoyed taking videos of me playing with the Doxy the other day for my Master and it amused me when he told me to send it to Princess while she was at work. There’s something incredibly hot about sending utter filth to people when you know they shouldn’t really be looking at it on work time or when they are having dinner with granny.

But getting such a good response to the clip from my Master and Princess who both felt the urge to take a quick break from work at that point made me keen to share it here too. WordPress is awful for embedding video so I went back to my XHamster account to post it.

I’d sort of forgotten about it while I’d been paying attention to my Clips 4 Sale account and I was amazed to see the number of views the videos on XHamster had racked up. Just over 11,000 views on the Coke can clip alone. My cunt is famous it seems.

I enjoyed seeing the comments complimenting my Master on his training and seeing some of the suggestions of things I can try stretching my cunt with next. I’m not sure I’ll take some of them up on the bedpost or the dog toys, but it did make me keen to keep experimenting and adding the occasional clip to thank you all for reading and looking.

Watch this space…

 

 

 

Slide Right In

Tits Up

My Master has a thing for fake looking tits which amuses me since I spent a lot of my late twenties having to explain to people that mine were real and not bought. Not many people go up 5 cup sizes in 6 months without the help of surgery but in my case it was just dieting less.

I didn’t like them to begin with. I’d grown up in the era of Nineties bee sting breasts and liked the aesthetic of being able to wear strappy tops and sheer dresses and bikini tops instead of bras. So ending up with glamour girl tits confused me completely and I was ill prepared for people talking to them and not my face.

I put up with them, mainly hiding them away under rather practical bras from specialist retailers who promised supportive not sexy. My nipples were much less sensitive sexually and the whole thing seemed a bother.

My Master’s enjoyment of the over the top look in tits has taught me to enjoy them though, particularly piercing my nipples and not wearing a bra most of the time. Few things feel more over the top than walking round with E cup tits pushed up and shown off in a way only a waist trainer can do.

So I was a bit surprised when my Master ordered me to look for the most padded push up bra I could find last week to see if I could enhance them up to a double G and see what effect it had on him. And I was even more surprised when trying on push up padded bras seemed to hide the effect of my assets….

push up

push up tits

Tits Up

To The Limits

My Master has been a bit preoccupied recently with life things and stupidly I thought that meant he wouldn’t have been plotting my submission at the same time. But last night proved me wrong. He certainly had ideas in mind to push my to my limits.

He’d had me start the day playing with the John Holmes toy as I researched slutty blonde hairstyles and lesbian threesome videos for Princess, only allowing me to come for him with the toy and four fingers inside my cunt at the same time.

It definitely warmed up nicely for an afternoon playing with Princess and he was keen to hear if I’d been giving her orders. I knew that describing it would be going straight to his cock and just the thought of him stroking it had me wet instantly.

So when he told me to slip the head of my Doxy inside my cunt, it took very little effort. Just a moment’s hesitation as my cunt stretched out to take the widest point and the whole head slid in with ease so I could fuck myself with it like a cock.

Doxy inside my stretched cunt

It felt incredible simply inside me and it genuinely took my breath away with enjoyment when I turned it on. The first vibrations caused my cunt to tighten round it until I slipped it out again slightly and I felt my cunt loosen.

My Master knows my cunt so well that just as I felt my cunt ready to open up he ordered me to slip my hand around the edge of the Doxy and see how many fingers I could take along the huge head of the toy.

Doxy two

Being greedy I slipped two fingers inside and the combination of fingers, vibrations and stretching immediately made me squirt. It was one of the most intense sexual feelings I’ve ever had without an orgasm and of course my Master would never leave it at that.

He told me to slide three fingers inside and turn the toy up until I came and not to even dare think about turning the toy down no matter how overwhelmed I felt. And it was overwhelming. My cunt was absolutely throbbing with the vibrations of the toy and being stretched but strangely I couldn’t quite come.

Doxy in my cunt with three fingers

It took me a moment or two to work out how to fuck the head of the Doxy back and forward with my fingers curled inside and my thumb pressing on my incredibly swollen clit and the whole sensation came together into the loudest orgasm I’ve ever had as I squirted hard a second time.

It was so intense that I actually felt slightly winded in that pleasurable way you get when you’ve laughed too hard and I could hardly bring myself to turn the Doxy off because the aftershocks of the orgasm were so deep that each rumble of the toy kept me going.

I genuinely thought I’d pushed my body as far as I can go and was a little worried I’d pay for it next day* which would have been annoying but well worth it. But I also knew my cunt could take more and would ask for more from my Master next time we played…

 

*my illness can be triggered by exertion and occasionally orgasms set me off. On this occasion I was absolutely fine and filled with horny memories next day instead.

To The Limits

Forward or Backward

As I’ve said it’s been a month of ill health for me and that means taking to my bed for resting and absolutely no fucking. My libido disappears and leaves me bored. But I can always tell when I’m starting to come back to life when my brain and cunt start working in tandem again.

What I find amusing is that my Master tends to be able to predict when that is happening and he starts setting me challenges again. I never know if it’s because I’m essentially very predictable sexually but I suspect it’s also because he knows my body extremely well.

So I wasn’t at all surprised when he texted me yesterday morning to see what I was doing and my cunt immediately woke up. However I was a little concerned how tight I’d be after a month of nothing inside me and I wondered if I’d have to start my stretching all over again.

My Master however is a very pragmatic man and in setting me a challenge also set himself a bet to see how my cunt would perform which always brings out the best in me as reward is how I perform best.

He gave me 45 minutes to work up to taking the John Holmes toy making sure I started with one finger, then two, then three and then whatever I chose to do to stretch me and open me out. At 11.15 I could come to help my cunt open further and I was to keep him updated of my progress.

I do love sending him smut when he’s at work so just the thought of him getting hard under the desk was enough to make slipping a finger into my cunt incredibly easy. I worked my way up to four much quicker and more easily than I expected before switching over the the little pink G spot toy for a few minutes.

My cunt was a little out of practice at being penetrated and then it wanted more so I scaled up to the double ended toy that Princess and I both like and imagined my Master watching us fuck with it and it wasn’t surprising that my first proper orgasm in ages came along easily.

My cunt felt so good loosened up and soaking wet that I thought I’d see how the John Holmes went since I had 15 minutes to work up to it. A little bit of lube and it slipped straight into my cunt with ease to a good depth. In fact it felt so good buried inside me I almost heard my cunt sigh in satisfaction.

I thoroughly enjoyed sending my Master the photos as I lay there with a huge cock inside me and was pleased to discover I’d exceeded his bet by miles. He thought I’d still be on three fingers at 11.15 and reminded me that being able to take the John Holmes first go after four weeks off means my cunt is never going to be tight again.

He says the best things to me…

June John Holmes

Forward or Backward

Build Up

John Holmes toy and black corset

Princess likes instant gratification. If she could click her fingers and have it now from food to destinations to orgasms she would. My Master and I both like delayed gratification though so when he took some time off work this week, I was interested to see how long he’d make me wait for my fun.

He started by telling me as soon as I’d woken up to slide the John Holmes toy inside me and ride it for ten minutes every hour today. It took me rather longer to wake up and warm up and get such a monster toy inside me that he reminded me I only had thirty minutes to go before I had to start again.

In uncharacteristic brattiness I asked if I could keep the toy in now I was enjoying it so much. He noted that Princess seems to be rubbing off on me and agreed that I could spend an entire hour fucking myself with the big toy.

Luckily I’ve rather missed my Master’s slightly sadistic streak recently because that’s more of a punishment for being bratty than I realised to begin with. The John Holmes toy isn’t just big, it’s heavy too. An entire kilo of silicone cock in fact. Both my arms and my cunt were certainly feeling it thirty minutes in.

I switched back and forth from riding it on my knees to fucking myself on my back for the next twenty minutes and then my Master ordered me to run my fingertip over my clit piercing without stopping touching myself for the last ten minutes without coming. By the time my hour was up I couldn’t decide if I was right on the edge of an orgasm or desperate to stop to give my cunt a break.

My Master was worried I like being bratty but that’s more my old impulsive bad decision making self where I let my cunt decide what’s going to happen and not think of the consequences when there’s cock in the equation. And I’m glad he’s taught me not to do that too often.

But every hour at half past after that I slipped the big toy back inside without argument and fucked myself for ten full minutes to loosen me up and stretch me before my Master came round to play in person. The last minute saw play with my clit and pull back from the edge, distracting myself with choosing an outfit to please him with.

Corset laced, latex stockings shined, blonde hair and tits as dramatic as possible he ordered me to blindfold myself and kneel with the toy inside me on my living room floor and fuck myself with it until he decided to arrive to take mercy on me.

Time plays out very differently when you are so focused like that and I entertained myself with imagining the feel of his naked body and hard cock when he did arrive and wondering just how long he’d delay my gratification for his own enjoyment…

Build Up

Monthly

I have always been incredibly grateful to live in a time and place where contraception has always been freely available to me. How else would I have been able to be so slutty after all? And with that sluttiness in mind, I always liked the so called long acting reversible contraceptives that are likely to stop your periods like my IUD.

So every single month I am surprised by Princess’s period, making me tempted to get a period tracker on my phone just for that reason. But this month, I remembered just as it was about to start and looked forward to seeing if it made any difference to fucking her.

Some women are hornier around their period, but with Princess it’s hard to tell since she’s pretty damned horny all the time but she definitely seemed very in the mood when I was brushing my thumb across the outside of her panties to tease her.

Watching her squirm against my hand was making me pretty horny and it didn’t take me much to take her panties off and very very slowly slide one finger inside her cunt. And it felt amazing. All the wetness of her being turned on but with an added element that made it even easier for me to slide the pads of my fingers over her G spot until she came incredibly hard under my hand.

I loved the feeling. Her cunt seemed much sensitive to light sensations and movements and it was like the best lube in the world with a combination of movement and grip. I couldn’t bring myself to take my hand out and instead I kept pressing and rubbing my fingers inside her until she came again. And again.

I was incredibly wet from the feeling of her cunt against my hand and she thanked me by slipping one end of the double toy into herself and pressing the other end against my cunt which was incredibly greedy for it.

Then she fucked me incredibly hard with the toy taking advantage of that added grip from the blood to hold the toy tighter inside herself in order to really give me a thorough fucking. The sight of her with the toy and the feel inside me as our clits rubbed together pushed me to an orgasm in no time.

I’m very much going to be looking forward to next month now…

Monthly