Numbers Game

So I told you yesterday that my cunt was famous and then I went back to wondering what the largest thing I could slide into it was. Then curiosity got the better of me in other and I decided to test my maths skills by seeing how many views in total the Xhamster videos had had.

I’m extremely good at estimating the size of things when I’m putting them in my cunt and I can eyeball the size and girth of any kind of cock with ease, but I am terrible with numbers to the point where my Master really has to bite his lip from saying something about how embarrassing it is.

If I could actually drive I’d be a stereotype of a woman driver who can’t gauge spatial awareness to park her car and mortified by it. Those ‘guess who many’ games were my nemesis at school fetes and waiters love me because I can only work tips out by rounding up massively.

So my guess was that my twenty one videos had had about 35,000 views in total and felt smug about being able to say that thousands of people had seen my cunt without any hyperbole. Then I used an actual calculator and discovered that my videos had just over 111,000 views in total.

I think you know you are a gold star slut when you can measure the number of people who’ve watched you masturbate in the hundreds of thousands and immediately wonder what would get you to a quarter of a million views…

Numbers Game

Slide Right In

I enjoyed taking videos of me playing with the Doxy the other day for my Master and it amused me when he told me to send it to Princess while she was at work. There’s something incredibly hot about sending utter filth to people when you know they shouldn’t really be looking at it on work time or when they are having dinner with granny.

But getting such a good response to the clip from my Master and Princess who both felt the urge to take a quick break from work at that point made me keen to share it here too. WordPress is awful for embedding video so I went back to my XHamster account to post it.

I’d sort of forgotten about it while I’d been paying attention to my Clips 4 Sale account and I was amazed to see the number of views the videos on XHamster had racked up. Just over 11,000 views on the Coke can clip alone. My cunt is famous it seems.

I enjoyed seeing the comments complimenting my Master on his training and seeing some of the suggestions of things I can try stretching my cunt with next. I’m not sure I’ll take some of them up on the bedpost or the dog toys, but it did make me keen to keep experimenting and adding the occasional clip to thank you all for reading and looking.

Watch this space…

 

 

 

Slide Right In

Absolutely Ruin Me

My Master is being very generous with the Doxy at the moment and he had me playing with it again on the sofa the other day. I enjoyed lying back in all that space, knowing their housemates could walk in at any time and reading this excellent fisting story while pressing the Doxy against my cunt.

When it came to slipping the head of the Doxy inside me I videoed* it to send to him and was impressed to see that it only took 18 seconds for the whole thing to slide into my gaping cunt. That recent stretching is definitely paying off.

The whole head of the Doxy in my gaping cunt

I enjoyed fucking myself back and forward with it on the lowest speed to warm me up before really starting to take the power up through my soaking wet cunt. It didn’t take long to get to this stage of wanting the toy inside but also wanting to be able to come.

Doxy wand stretching my wet cunt wide open

 

And in order to be able to come I needed the Doxy pulled out to the widest point to stretch me as much as possible. All while at full power and fucking it side to side in my slippery wet cunt to completely ruin it as I came so hard I ejaculated at the same time.

Stretched open til I gape with the wand inside my pussy

No wonder my Master was pleased with me. This is making me greedy for even more stretching….

 

 

*And if you are greedy for more videos, remember I have a selection at Clips4Sale you can enjoy anytime

Absolutely Ruin Me

Morning Glory

My Master has discovered many advantages to two women in his life. Not only can he get his cock sucked by both of us at once, but on Sunday morning he discovered another asset. He could send Princess to the shop to buy breakfast while I sucked his cock in bed.

I was surprised Princess was able to resist and leave his incredibly hard cock alone to go out shopping, but Sir and I distracted ourselves quite quickly. He used my hair to push my mouth up and down deeply on his cock before pulling me onto him and fucking me slowly as he pinched my nipples until I squirmed.

That was an excellent warm up for an early morning but my Master was well and truly awake with other ideas in his mind. He ordered me to get the Doxy and get on my hands and knees for him as he slid the head of it into my cunt. I was still squirming but for different reasons as he told me to push back onto it until the widest point of the toy opened me right up.

He turned it on just as I took the whole head and then let go of it, leaving me to hold the Doxy inside me with just my own gaping cunt and turning me into a living sex toy for him. I was so overwhelmed with the sensations that I could hardly keep myself up and my face out of the pillow in front of me.

My Master used my collar to hold my neck and face up and look at him as he reached round and started fucking my cunt deeply with the Doxy. Each time that widest point slid in and out of my cunt it was a struggle not to close my eyes and bury my face in the pillow with an orgasm.

Just as I thought I couldn’t take much more he ordered me to come for him and then as my cunt was still vibrating from the Doxy and the orgasm, switched it for his cock and started fucking me hard while all I could do was hold my legs up lying still to take him as much as possible.

It didn’t take much to make me come again with him fucking my ruined stretched cunt and the feeling of that around him made him come too. He’d barely stopped orgasming and we were both pausing for breath on the bed when we heard Princess come in through the front door.

She looked a little bit jealous to have missed out on the fucking but we both promised her some fun later in the day to make up for it. None of us like to miss an excuse for more orgasms…

Morning Glory

To The Limits

My Master has been a bit preoccupied recently with life things and stupidly I thought that meant he wouldn’t have been plotting my submission at the same time. But last night proved me wrong. He certainly had ideas in mind to push my to my limits.

He’d had me start the day playing with the John Holmes toy as I researched slutty blonde hairstyles and lesbian threesome videos for Princess, only allowing me to come for him with the toy and four fingers inside my cunt at the same time.

It definitely warmed up nicely for an afternoon playing with Princess and he was keen to hear if I’d been giving her orders. I knew that describing it would be going straight to his cock and just the thought of him stroking it had me wet instantly.

So when he told me to slip the head of my Doxy inside my cunt, it took very little effort. Just a moment’s hesitation as my cunt stretched out to take the widest point and the whole head slid in with ease so I could fuck myself with it like a cock.

Doxy inside my stretched cunt

It felt incredible simply inside me and it genuinely took my breath away with enjoyment when I turned it on. The first vibrations caused my cunt to tighten round it until I slipped it out again slightly and I felt my cunt loosen.

My Master knows my cunt so well that just as I felt my cunt ready to open up he ordered me to slip my hand around the edge of the Doxy and see how many fingers I could take along the huge head of the toy.

Doxy two

Being greedy I slipped two fingers inside and the combination of fingers, vibrations and stretching immediately made me squirt. It was one of the most intense sexual feelings I’ve ever had without an orgasm and of course my Master would never leave it at that.

He told me to slide three fingers inside and turn the toy up until I came and not to even dare think about turning the toy down no matter how overwhelmed I felt. And it was overwhelming. My cunt was absolutely throbbing with the vibrations of the toy and being stretched but strangely I couldn’t quite come.

Doxy in my cunt with three fingers

It took me a moment or two to work out how to fuck the head of the Doxy back and forward with my fingers curled inside and my thumb pressing on my incredibly swollen clit and the whole sensation came together into the loudest orgasm I’ve ever had as I squirted hard a second time.

It was so intense that I actually felt slightly winded in that pleasurable way you get when you’ve laughed too hard and I could hardly bring myself to turn the Doxy off because the aftershocks of the orgasm were so deep that each rumble of the toy kept me going.

I genuinely thought I’d pushed my body as far as I can go and was a little worried I’d pay for it next day* which would have been annoying but well worth it. But I also knew my cunt could take more and would ask for more from my Master next time we played…

 

*my illness can be triggered by exertion and occasionally orgasms set me off. On this occasion I was absolutely fine and filled with horny memories next day instead.

To The Limits

Size Me Up

My Master has a friend of a friend who is always referred to as the guy whose cock is the size of two cans of Coke and it always makes wonder if a) it’s true, b) how they all know and c) just how big that really is in real life.

Because the thing is that my Master’s patient stretching of me over the last few years has completely distorted my reality of sizes and dimensions. Uberkinky sent me a mail out about National Orgasm Day and a link to their page of huge dildos this week and I obviously scrolled through and very few of them seemed that big to me.

In fact a few seemed, if you’ll pardon the pun, to be stretching the definition of a huge dildo somewhat (especially if you are putting them in your cunt not your ass.) Which is how I came to be testing the theory of just how big two cans of Coke is on a Friday night.

two cans

Turns out it’s exactly the same size as the John Holmes toy which is my standard dildo these days. I shouldn’t have doubted my Master’s mathematical abilities when he told me that recently.

Hopefully I can make my disobedience up to him by getting his permission to play with the cans of the very appropriately named Ting again…?

Size Me Up