Spring Warmth

The absolute best time of year for your boiler to stop working is the Saturday afternoon of a four day weekend. I had to get naked at my Master and Princess’s over Easter for purely practical reasons to use their shower while I waited for my landlord to get back to work. But it did […]

Spring Warmth

Painted Lady

One of my least favourite things in life is fancy dress parties. Something about them is too like organised fun for my liking especially if they are themed. The last time I went to one I basically dressed as myself and told anyone who enquired what my costume was that I’d come as a slut. […]

Painted Lady