3 toys on floor

I’ve got a bit cocky recently. All this encouragement and enthusiasm about what Candi can do with her cunt and I think I can handle anything my Master orders me without batting an eyelid.

Well, I’ve learned my lesson today. I’ve got a new plug for night times. Actually designed for the ass, it arrived from Lovehoney today and I’m not just nervous. I’m terrified.

When my Master instructed to look for large toys the other night and send him a list with dimensions, I discovered that I don’t know the difference between diameter and circumference.

I should have known that there was more to it when my Master told me Candi didn’t need to bother her slutty little head about details. My first clue that I should have paid more attention was when the postman brought the enormous box to the door double handed.

The second was when the box didn’t rattle because the packaging filled it. No Amazon style wrapping here.

The third was when I actually saw the plug. My first thought was ‘oh fuck’ and not necessarily in the sexual sense. It’s gigantic. I’m in awe of anyone who can get it into their ass because my pussy might struggle.

It’s bigger than the small squash I felt so proud of managing a few weeks back. It makes my largest butt plug (which I’ve never managed to take in my ass) look like a little finger. It has a diameter of 3.75 inches and I still don’t know the difference between that and the circumference in mathematical terms.

But it’s wider than the mug I was about to make tea in when the doorbell rang. It’s 980g of beautiful glossy black silicone and this thing that weighs the same as a bag of sugar needs to go into my cunt tonight on my Master’s orders.

I knew it was a bad idea to tell him how nerves always seem to make me enjoy things more in the end, but I can’t help admiring his orders all the more at the same time…

toy and cup



2 thoughts on “Terror

  1. Ahahaha – I can’t tell you how long I’ve spent looking at dimensions of anal plugs online and comparing them with what I have and determining which dimensions are listed correctly and which are switched. I’ve nearly done this same thing. Personally, they should all list the diameter. That’s what we’re concerned about!



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