This was cheating slightly since I’ve used a cucumber before, but it turns out if you buy one from the market instead of Tesco you literally got more for your money. This one was thicker and longer (and I have two to try taking at once.)
It seemed like a very nice way to warm my cunt up by slipping a cold slick cucumber in and out of it deeply so that I was fucking myself long, slow and hard with it until just the lightest pressure on my clit made me come.
I enjoyed seeing just how far up the cucumber was wet after I’d fucked myself with it. My cunt seems to be getting deeper as I stretch it.